Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Yearbook Testimonials

Doesn't eat Pizza or maggi cos it is made of "maida". Epitome of healthy living. Inspired many to take up meditation, notorious for tongue in cheek humour, never seen frustrated, angry or agitated - that is Apoorva Chandra for you. Bagged a job by eating one banana, two tomatoes and meditating the whole day. Famous as Master Shifu (inner peace) amongst his best friends. Way too fundoo than most people I have every known. Nice knowing you mate!!! . All the best for all your future endavours. Peace :) .
-Deepak Lakhwani
  
Age has no correlation with Wisdom. Don't believe me? Just talk to Apoorva for a few mins and you will be a changed person :)
-Sharath Srinivas
   
Mera Betaa.........Aaj bada ban gaya hain....Shubhkamanaye to you health freak..
-Yognandan Pandya
   
In this hustle and bustle of the corporate world, don't forget your dream project in the education sector! You are born to do bigger things (no pun intended :P)! All the best & keep in touch!
-Swar Shah
   
Godman on campus. A river of serenity. Possessor of mystic eyes like buddha. Lean figure like Gandhi. Voice like 5 year old baby. Yogi by practice. Dweller of cleanest room among boys.Consumer of organic food. User of scented sandal soaps. One who is confused where he eats. A person who can be me in alternate universe. At place like ISB a very very rare breed. I don't how he escaped ESCON hunters at IITs. Probably then he wouldn't any longer be humanly spiritual :P I can write any more of his qualities, aankho mein aanso aa gaye :'( . Best of wishes from my side
-Rammanohar Rai
   
Yadi life main kisi ko clarity hai to woh shifu hai...yadi life main koi chill hai to woh shifu hai...yadi life main koi kabhi load nahi leta to woh shifu hai! Shifu with his inner peace supported me even when 4 people were yelling at me for driving the car over the ramp (obviously it wasn't my fault). One of shifu's random achievements is to bag a job on day 3 with out getting a single shortlist!! Nice to know you dude...lets work for few years and then start the PHARMA delivery business!!
-Prateek Joshi
   
i remember apoorv sleeping in the passenger chairs with a suitcase to support him from falling in Delhi domestic terminal!! he is the only person who can ever fit into that spot!! a very soft spoken and creative person.. the green kurta poet of isb!! its a great pleasure knowing you and good luck for the future dude!!
-Rajiv Ramanan
   
Chuppa Rustam is what i would say. Behind all the talks pf peace that he does is a clever mind. He is someone who came up with the most destructive ideas in our group meetings. His idea to make a viral video was simply brilliant. A good writer and poet, your writings are fun to read. Soft spoken, always calm and ready to take on any work. All the best and stay peaceful.
-Saloni Bajaj
   
Apoorva belongs to the rarest of the rare breed- a Down-to-Earth IITian! Super sharp yet super humble, Apoorva is the quiet working horse of a team. Then he does a complete U-turn and suprise you by bringing down the roof down with his funny speeches. Only God knows how he has packed so much into a 45 kg frame! I always remember fondly the times when we posed as Telecom Experts :P
-Malvika Gaur
   
Master Shifu, as he is commonly known within the group, is epitome of peace and wisdom, the "Yes ! Man" on campus, you will never get a "no" from him, except after 2 am when he can barely keep his eyes open. Highly addicted to meditation, you can never keep him away from it. Wears a jacket even if it is 20 degree Celsius outside and starts shivering at the sheer mention of hill stations :P, I think he should join politics cos he'll never contradict you, he restricts his replies to one of the following options -" Yaar, tu theek kah raha hai", "Sahi baat hai" , "Aisa kar sakte hain" (guys watch out for these words, if he throws them at you that means he's interested in the conversation) :P. Dude, it was great knowing you, all the best for your future and keep in touch!!
-Dalip Sharma
   
Undisputed coolest guy on the campus - a healer. When all of us are busy in designing, decorating our assignments in different colors, he starts and even then submit before us. I really like one of his lines when he was giving placement gyaan - why we need so shortlists? we will get only one job and thus only sl and he proved it too. Ready to see a counseling column in HT very soon. All the best buddy !
-Pawan Verma
   
One of the most unassuming members of our batch...when I first met him, I could have never imagined that there was a poet and a stand-up comedian behind the person...glad I had the opportunity to work with him as well during the year...he helped me realize that I have a decent sense of humour when he laughted at some of my imitations and jokes during our journey to Hyderabad...if you can make an expert comedian laugh..you must have a sense of humour...wishing you all the best...keep in touch!
-Ramnath Ravi
   
Simple unassuming that's what Apporva may look like but inside that there is a horsepower brain that can beat big geniuses.Prof Tanya would be frightened by your very serious posture in class , give smile to her , she is a good aldy after all;)Apoorva is a poetry gem ,lucky to know a person like you.Good luck Mr green Kurta.
-Kapil Dev Tejwani
   
I am glad that you won the toastmasters humorous speech contest coz other wise I would have never got to know the brilliant guy with an amazing sense of humor who to me epitomised humility as well. Apoorva, I really enjoyed our trip to the toastmasters area level contest, in you I found a kindred soul who thought almost like I did about people and life in general. God Bless and hope you find all the love, success and happiness that you so richly deserve!
-Deepthi Rajan
   
This guy has one of the best stage presence. Made all his class presentations awesome with his one liners and presence of mind.
-Mayur Agarwal

My study group buddy during Terms 1 and 2, Apoorva was dedicated to his work and helped achieve a certain level of efficiency in our otherwise disruptive study group meetings. Appearing as the quiet and shy type, Apoorva quite surprised me with his witty humor, which came out of nowhere during our downward trending MarkStrat presentation. In addition, his poetry has awed and left many speechless, me included. Wish you all the best in life... I'm sure you'll do well given your multitude of skills!
-Anu Kohli

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Monday, June 25, 2012

Limerick 101

It started with a mildly cold call
In an extremely cold lecture hall
When she miscalculated the cash flow
And Prof said,"May be you meant..., you know".
"Exactly!", she said with a nod.

Somebody's birthday it was
Somebody got dunked for the good cause
Assuming a cute grin
She pushed Pawan over the rim.
His cellphone is still not happy with him.

The game was on
And Sonite was gone.
She took command of Vodite
Spent on R&D every penny and dime
Targeted followers in period 3 at launch.

In a peculiarly strategic course
There wasn't any stress for scores.
She slept over a bright idea
Immediately shared it with academia.
Surprise-test took away my CP by force.

The paper was Macro
I was sitting in the third row.
I twisted my neck
In a moment of adjustment.
Covering her precious Google results, she whispered,"No!".



To be continued...

Thursday, April 26, 2012

मेरा नंबर कब आयेगा













अकेला था जीवन में, रिलायंस की कसम
लगती थी के.सी. की चाय में चीनी कम
एक तो इंजीनियर ऊपर से आई आई टी 
लडकियाँ कहतीं - कहां है तेरी diversity?

एक दिन Traffic Light Party में गया
एक Budweiser और तीन Tequila try किया
मैं तो हुआ हाई, और तभी वो आई 

क्या set-max लग रही थी जो दीवाना बना दे
नज़र न लगे कोई उसे गोदरेज के लौकर में छिपा दे

विक्स की गोली खा मैंने कहा हाय
मेरी लाईफ में तुम रेडियो-मिर्ची की तरह आये
मैं हूँ तेरा सर्फ तू मेरी सुपर निरमा
मैं रिडर्स डाईजेस्ट तू मेरी मनोरमा

हमारा प्यार फेविकौल का जोड़, टूटेगा नहीं
चल डी.एल.एफ. का घर बनाएँ दूर कहीं
सौदा कच्चा नहीं यह है बबूल-बबूल पैसे वसूल
तुम भी कहोगी क्या बात है साड़ी हो तो प्रफुल

सच्चा प्यार है ओंकार रामायण अगरबत्ती
हाजमोला कैन्डी की तरह कुछ खट्टी कुछ मीठी
यह प्रियागोल्ड बिस्किट इसे हक से मांगो
Vodafone के कुत्ते की तरह मैं तेरे पीछे चाहे कहीं तुम भागो

रूखेपन से कहा उसने कहाँ तू बाटा कहाँ मैं टाटा
दिखावे पे न जाओ अपनी अकल लगाओ मैंने डाँटा 

Confidence से लहराया मैंने FabIndia का greenकुर्ता
White टॉप में चमक रही थी उसकी सुन्दरता 

लिप-गार्ड की मुस्कान के साथ उसने पर्स खोला
प्यार से दिया मुझे Forever21 रुमाल का गोला
रुमाल का रंग था लाल, DJ की lights थी लाल
KingFisher का भी रंग है लाल, मैं भी हुआ थोड़ा सा लाल

सपने हुए चूर जाने मेरा दुख किस झन्डु बाम से जायेगा
पेप्सी पीते हुये यही सोचता हूँ - मेरा नंबर कब आयेगा